Lewis is funny

Lewis (from 12/20: Every student is funny in their own way) approaches me and says, "Are you affected by Global Warming?"

Me  "Sure, are you?"
Him "Well, in what way?"
Me  "Is your skin more suseptable to sunburn due to the increase in UV ray penetration and a boost in the albedo effect?"
Him  "I would assume so," he says, "I will have to do some research on the internet, and then I will let you know."

This is a classic example of a highly functioning autistic nutcase. Later on that same day he asks me "What is the difference between raw sewage and cooked sewage?"